I love how JGL wins them over!

Who would rather see in a celeb tabloid—Dylan McDermott doing push-ups or Zach Galifianakis eating at a cafe?

Pizza Chains Are Secretly Packing Their Food with MSG

That would be fantastic. I feel like, if any country, France would make that a law.

I think I can see where you're coming from, but I respectfully disagree.

Yes! And thank you for sharing about the Diane Rehm episodes! Hooray indeed!

Well, that's just lovely. A Simpsons President Carter in honor of all of the above!

A little known side effect of consuming this flavor of Doritos?

Yes! BTW, consuming vinegar with a meal (even apple cider vinegar mixed with water) slows down carbohydrate digestion, decreasing the glycemic index of a meal up to or around 80 percent.

Butter GIF Party!

Brummel & Brown is seriously delicious on rye crackers, like this stuff:

And this is why I love you, Lindy:

The name "The Colonel" and these facial expressions are TOO MUCH.

Oh, Pretty Boy Floyd. Poor guy. :/

Somebody has been watching too much Almodovar? (NSFW!)

But I thought James Franco was going to hell for sleeping with an intoxicated Lindsay Lohan?

Ha! His "Oh. My. God." slays me. And I totally empathize: I have a visceral reaction against a lot of late '90s pop music for that very reason—especially anything by Shania Twain or 'N Sync, or Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On" (that last one literally, like, 12 times a day).

Exactly. I imagine heaven would be something more like this: