Because it’s the center of their world so how could it not be the center of your world? I’m so glad I discovered the “no one cares about your boner” line so I can use it on those guys. I also tell them that there is only one penis I’m interested in touching, and it’s definitely not attached to them. The person it’s…

You deserve the entire universe of stars for that!

I was going to be very upset by the lack of laughter in this week’s BCO (and I could really use a laugh or Scotch today) until I got to the last one. When I read that the pervy old fuck ended up with soup on his wang I finally got the laughter I needed today. Serves the pervy old fuck right.

I seriously doubt you are in the same business as the asshole who offered this idiot some hyenas to keep in her backyard, but if you are, can you get me some lemurs to keep in my apartment?

In a word yes.

My dad and I quit right after he was diagnosed with COPD. So when my friend’s husband tries to get me to try vaping I want to knock the fucking thing out of his hand, especially when he smugly tells me it’s not smoking and won’t hurt me. I just don’t want to do it. I also hope places start banning vaping in addition…

It took me forever to quit smoking so I don’t care how different vaping is to smoking; I’m still not doing it because of the nicotine.

I mean he can go all Karate Kid on the bear right? I can’t believe how stupid some people are about wild animals. Hell dogs can be dangerous and unpredictable, and they’ve been domesticated for almost forever. I had a friend who was attacked by a feral cat and ended up needing over 20 stitches by the time her…

I like you.

It’s the flavored crap that gets to me because it never smells like what it’s supposed to be and usually ends up smelling like someone dropped ass nearby.

theres another guy who thinks its his god given right to create giant clouds of propolene glycol for 2 hours straight.

No she did not.

I totally misunderstood.

I love people who know nothing about animal welfare trying to eradicate things that are actually beneficial to animals. I actually had an argument with some idiot once who tried to equate spaying/neutering to declawing a cat because she thought spaying/neutering was only for the convenience of humans. I tried for…

I’m glad I’m not alone in being bothered by that DADD crap. It’s like this guy I used to sleep with is into that bullshit now, which is really hypocritical considering the shit he used to do with me.

It’s the same song and dance you got with the exposure of child sexual abuse in the Catholic church, and no it’s never about supporting the victims just never.

That’s fucking terrifying. Bears are just huge and have huge paws with butcher’s knives attached to them.

From one otter lover to another fuck that woman. I’m assuming she also doesn’t understand what happens when deer and rabbit populations go unchecked.

You are scary. I like that in a person.

And again you are expanding my vocabulary.