I really like you. I call one of my exes AssholeDouchecanoe. I get along with most of my exes, just don’t really think about a few of them, and only actively loathe AssholeDouchecanoe, and truly I don’t even actively loathe him at this point. I even sometimes remember nice things about him not many admittedly but some.

We can’t have any of this being reasonable and admitting you were mistaken nonsense; this is the internet dammit, make with some outrage and name calling right now! j/k

Our last dog hated her booties even more than she hated having wet paws. When we still lived in Wisconsin we’d try to put them on her, but she’d just pull them off so we ended up having to inspect her paws after she went outside to ensure no ice or salt was stuck to them. She really didn’t like us inspecting her paws…

I just love people who don’t seem to understand how the wilderness works; they’re the same people who end up getting mauled by bears or gored by bison in Yellowstone because they want a cute picture.

By “breeder buck” you mean she’s breeding deer?

We have coyotes where I live as well, and I always want to slap people who let their small pets run around loose all the time. A yorkie is just an appetizer to a coyote.

None of the herding breeds should ever be allowed to get bored, and yes they are all scary smart.

I haven’t, but I have heard from people who have that it’s horrible.

Holy balls I saw the thing about the hyenas. Those would definitely make good pets, you know until they ate one of the neighbors’ kids.

It’s okay sweetie. I get yelled at by PETA types because I don’t think hunting is murder so screw PETA.

Do you know anything at all about kangaroos? They can be really dangerous.

I realize it’s not always a black and white issue and some people are equipped emotionally, financially, and intellectually to care for these types of animals, but we’re talking about a woman who thinks it’s alright to have a kangaroo in public with her and has a full grown male kangaroo in an enclosure it could all…

Not even the best Wisconsin town name. Try these: Pewaukee, Mukwonago, Wauwatosa, or Menomonie, and that’s only a few of them. Then there are the bodies of water like the Kinnickinnic River.

I’m just surprised she doesn’t live in fucking Sheboygan.

Australia where even the “cute cuddly animals*” are fucking terrifying.

Whether they’re nabbed in the wild or bred in someone’s backyard doesn’t change the fact that this entire system is corrupt as fuck, and she’s propping it up by buying from these shady as fuck characters. Kangaroos can be very dangerous. Someday soon one of her precious little “pets” is going to seriously injure or…

Hyenas? That’s crazy.

That is such a tragic story.

Oh fuck that bullshit!

My cat would only accept that if I were to sit very still on the sofa long enough for her to climb into it on her own terms, and then she’d love the thing. If were to try to move with her in it all bets are off.