What a pain in the ass. At least none of the ones I had to make had shit in the bottom in addition to shit on top of them.

These were definitely not Atkins/low carb fanatics as evidenced by none of them ever complaining when the sandwich was served on a bun. In fact the only one who ever complained was the one who was served a bunless pile of shaved meat and hot Cheez Whiz. I still can’t imagine how much of a mess that was when he opened…

I know when Atkins first appeared on the scene because my mother has tried every diet that has ever been a thing, but I know these weren’t Atkins types because they were just silly boys who thought they were being clever.

I’ve been drunk at a Denny’s at 3 am; that was a pretty shitty experience so I shudder to think of anything shittier. You have my sympathies.

This was the 80s before the whole carb/gluten fear thing had even begun. I can see a burger without a bun, but a sliced roast beef and cheddar cheese sauce sandwich would be way too messy without the bun. I never said I understood why the guys who did it thought it was even funny because it’s really not, but neither…

I really hated the ones that also had a bunch of crap on top of them like whipped cream or sauces. I remember one that had whipped cream, chocolate sauce, and toasted coconut so that added more time to making them.

You’re confused that a sandwich should be served on bread? We’re talking about an Arby’s roast beef sandwich with cheddar cheese sauce so it’s supposed to come on a bun. Stupid guys thought it was funny to order one with extra cheese sauce and no bun. After hearing that order multiple times per shift on every shift I…

Bulls fucking terrify me. They’re ornery and unpredictable and very large. Bison are even larger. I don’t care if I grew up in an urban area and had never been to a rural area; something that large would scare me, and you’d be hard pressed to get me to go near one.

The article that someone linked stated that it saves you about 75 calories to scoop out the best part of the bagel, but I’m betting the extra cream cheese more than makes up for that.

Me too, but I also don’t understand why people think it’s funny to order a Whopper at McDonald's.

Not Atkins, this was in the 80’s, and he said guys in their teens and early 20s were the only perpetrators of the joke, and he was finally fed up with it.

I love a good macchiato. You can get them at Starbucks you just have to ask for an espresso macchiato.

No I never freaked out on a customer; not even the guy who kept repeating “brown square thing” at me because it turns out he forgot what a caramel is. That’s rolling your eyes after they leave was invented for.

There is a coffee shop in my Southern hometown that calls its dark roast coffee Sherman’s Roast, and it’s actually a popular coffee with their patrons.

To reply to everyone who has replied thus far, it was stupid joke that for some reason took off in our area. They always expected to get their sandwich on an actual bun, but were trying (and failing) to be funny. As for how he served it to his last straw guy; he simply plopped the roast beef on the wrapper, poured the…

This happened to the brother of an ex boyfriend. He worked at an Arby’s and had finally gotten tired of people ordering a big beef ‘n cheddar, extra cheese no bun; so one night the first asshole to pull up to the drive through and place that order got exactly what he asked for. Not only did he not lose his job when…

Instant coffee and powdered milk so she could just brew it right in her mouth.

They wanted you to scoop out the best part of the bagel? Also what the hell is a “whisper” of butter?

That works too.

That is downright ridiculous. I can’t even imagine how much confusion that caused.