It’s about time we had a Star Wars jukebox musical.

I would love if there are no white men. All the white men that they do hire should be painted blue or green.

Not without the entire city losing TV reception.

Alas, their love can never be consummated

And also because a significant number of us live in states where terminating a pregnancy involves walking through a minefield of protestors after a five hour drive because every other clinic in the state has been shut down.

This. It took me a long time to get on my feet after finishing school and entering the jobforce in the midst of the Great Recession. And so when I had sex for the first time, I admit the fear of an unplanned pregnancy took most of the fun out of it. Jesus, I even poured water in my condoms post coitus to be extra…

This was my reaction precisely. Dammit, Urban!

I’m so dumb that last week I was looking for Reading Market in Reading. And when I realized it was in Philly I was already stuffed from the bad pizza in Reading (was it always in Philly?)

It’s $28 at Sephora Canada, if any of my northern homies are interested.

It’s $28 at Sephora Canada, if any of my northern homies are interested.

Because the Nazi had the best uniforms, and all our best bad guys are based on Nazis. Pure evil. Great fashion sense.

Yeah. It’s one of those where if you’re cringing AND laughing while watching the trailer, you REALLY don’t want to take the kids to see it.

So she’s a violent pixie dream girl?

*Smash* THREE HUNDRED YEARS SCOTTLAND *Smash* HAS BEEN PART OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE *Smash* AND YOU GO AND FUCK IT ALL UP WITH YOUR POLITICAL PEACOCKING *Smash* *Smash* *Smash*

OMG! OMG! My theory must be true!

I’ve been using this one for years. I try to do it once a week for about five minutes, but you can do it longer if you haven’t used it in a while.

I was driving late one evening while listening to the audiobook of “IT” a few years ago when I came to an intersection and had to stop for a red light. This just so happened to be right at one of the more tense moments of the book. As I sat waiting for the light to change, a balloon floated past the front of my car. I…

The thing I thought was most interesting was chatting how her treatment changed the more famous she became. When she was just an ordinary SeaOrg cadet, she got treated like crap just like everyone else but once she started becoming famous, they fawned and kissed her ass. Until she dared to treat Tom Cruise like a…

HEY. No hating on BNL, Flight of the Conchords, or Goo Goo Dolls. Ed Robertson and Jemaine Clement are my weird nerd crushes. Them’s fightin’ words!

Same here... I’m kind of tired of the Zombie deal... is as if any Sci-Fi movie these days needs to put zombies, just to even qualify as sci-fi.

Here ya go ;)