I am weirdly invested in the Ben McKenzie-Morena Baccarin marriage. I mean, both have special places in my heart (OC and Firefly 4ever) but I’m not sure why I’ve fixated on them specifically.

I got that gold highlighter powder in a fit of sheer aspirational hope that I could figure out how to use it. It’s such a nice gold. Although I think I can only go as far as using it for eyeshadow since highlighting kinda freaks me out.

I stopped watching halfway through season one and I’ve really regretted it. Apparently it turned into the exact kind of show I wanna watch (BONKERS ALL THE TIME)

I had the BIGGEST crush on Hayden as a teenager and I’m just sad. They were together for ages in Hollywood time.

Oh and I know I can’t make out everyone’s laptop/computer choice but like... do they even let you in to the office if you have a PC or do you have to go through a ceremony that makes everyone use Apple?

Y’all are on couches with your laptops on your bare laps with no lap desk. WONT SOMEBODY THINK OF YOUR WRISTS.

Vomiting but when you’ve vomited up all that’s left so your in heaving pain and all that’s coming up is some bile and mucus and you wanna die. And you know your body will just do it again in twenty minutes.

Me, too. I know May has sentimental value but I prefer a Star Wars Christmas present. Summer is busy enough with marvel movies and whatnot.

While I applaud the idea I’m jut picturing a different fight in the morning:

Did... did you actually read the article? She talks about this

This does feel like a bit of an Ooops Baby. Shop may be closing up after

Enh. I wear glasses so my interest in fake eyelashes is really when I see them on other people. None for me

Aside from the gold glitter highlighter (? eyeshadow, maybe?) nothing is really jumping out at me here. I was expecting more vibrant colours. I’m not a fan of the muted pink lip trend right now, which is a shame since I do love dusty rose in other contexts. Where are my crazy lispticks? Eyeliners so bright I can blind…

Least-annoying teenagers in tv today. The daughter and the neighbour have terrific comedic timing

Yugoslavian farmers, man. You needed kids to help run the farm and contraception was hard to come by even if you knew enough to want it. Two didn’t survive past infancy.

I don’t know if this was a book or tv scene (or just my fevered imagination) but I remember Jon was very wary about boning with Ygritte because he didn’t want to leave her with child (wanting to avoid an unwanted bastard situation that he grew up in) except Ygritte was all “the fuck is wrong with southerners if we…

I think I’m super-fertile, actually. My mom was the youngest of 10, I’m the youngest of 4. My sister had three with one being a surprise. I just assume I’ll be poppin’ ‘em out like Pez dispensers when my time comes.

I know extremely rich people still take out mortgages for the tax benefits or whatever, but part of me wants to scream “Just buy it outright!! Even if something terrible happens to your wealth you own your home!! TAKE THE PEACE OF MIND!!”

That’s true. I’m mostly concerned about one or both of them dying. Just give me five minutes of them playing with their kid before someone dies from a knife wound or poisoned cup or Wasting Lady Disease.

Except in this show the Targs *look* fine. They can be either crazy bad or crazy good. Seems weird to think that *this* is the generation that will fall to genetic rules. They’ve been doing this for hundreds of years.