What worked for he dark tower? They never made a dark tower movie. Anyways, have you tried the new Orange Vanilla Nozz-A-La yet?

Hopefully one in Florida with a strip mall full of rub-n-tug joints just outside.

I just want to see his meltdown after losing the primary (I know it won't happen, but a person can dream right)

This makes me think of the recent comedy special from Roy Wood Jr where he talks about #metoo and dying on time. Every thing will get delayed just long enough for him to finish his term, then he’ll die of a heart attack or something (pretty standard for an obese septuagenarian). By the time any real evidence sees the…

Me too. Mostly because no one in that family seems like they're capable of surviving prison. They'd flip on each other so fast. 

I hadn’t seen your comment yet, and I said the same thing. It’s highly likely and very on brand for this bunch of incompetent clowns. 

I hope like 90% is redacted, but it’s done in such a halfassed way and we can easily get the whole text. Think black text on black background in word then saved as a PDF or something where you could still easily highlight then copy and paste or change the font color and read it. That would be pretty on brand for them. 

When I’m alone, I always check the price of an upgrade. With the whole family it’s a little less realistic. The best deal I ever got was an upgrade to first for $100 on a redeye from Hawaii. Best sleep I ever got on a plane.

I just wait for the email from Alaska with their sale prices. It’s usually 60-90 days out.

Alaska has a free bag for everyone who is on the reservation if you book with their card. Works out pretty well if you live on or travel to the west coast often.

To put it another way: I haven’t seen what’s new or different with the Maxima yet, but hearing that it has rental car written all over it lets me know that I don’t even need to take he time to look.

Oh, this will get me to where I need to go for a couple days, and I’ll never consider buying one. - my thoughts on almost every rental car I've ever driven. 

Yes. When I was there the men’s rooms in Japan almost always had changing tables and the little chairs (in urban areas at least). A lot of the time there was also a ‘family’ restroom instead of having to use the gendered ones. 

Japan is a great place to travel with babies. It’s amazing how hard it can be to even find a men’s room with a changing table in the US sometimes. They’re everywhere in Japan. 

Hydra? I knew there was something nefarious about this whole thing. 

No one is getting a pony. Livestock produces greenhouse gasses and therefore will be outlawed. 

He's more of a troll than a heel, or maybe both. I'm here for it though. 

Who you consider a heel is somewhat dependent on who you root for. In many cities they’d call Westbrook  a heel. Blake Griffin was a bit of a heel when he wasn’t playing with CP3, but you don't hear as much about him now. 

What happened to Al Horford?

I tend to just leave my coat in the car when I get dropped off. It’ll be there when they pick me up and I need it again. You’re outside for what, 45 seconds if you have to get luggage from the trunk. I’ll wear a light packable jacket and some under armor or similar base layer that takes up almost no space iny backpack …