Not even that. Zacapa just needs a little ice.

Because people like Kobe more than Ben.

Because he was really good in college? He doesn’t have the cannon for an arm that Josh Allen does, but he completed passes and won games. Comparing stats with other guys that got drafted, he was in the top 3 in several categories. The Kiper/McShay guys didn’t like him, but several other writers had him as their 3rd…

Looked like Father Time showed up last season. He still put up numbers, but he was more inconsistent and made a lot of bad plays. I see two possible scenarios that work out well for the Steelers: 1. drafting Rudolph forces him to refocus and he’s stays healthy. 2. Rudolph is any good, then Ben can walk and they can…

Sometimes I forget that not everyone reads other linked sites like Deadspin...

Have you looked into the TB12 method? Apparently, you just need to drink more water. If you’re properly hydrated you can’t get sunburns or concussions.

Spray on sunblock is garbage. You have to shake it more than a can of krylon to get it mixed. Then there’s still a 60% chance the nozzle gets gummed up and you don’t get the actual sun blocking substances out, plus everyone within a 20 meter radius is now breathing the fumes, and there’s a 90% chance you’re killing…

Other key points on sunscreen: 1 of you’re going to be near water, user something that is reef safe. Cheap sunscreen tends to use chemicals that kill fish and other reef organisms. 2 the aerosol stuff is absolute crap and should never be used, ever.

This reminds me of kids I knew in school who spent more time and effort trying to figure out how to cheat than it would have taken to just study.

It’s annoying, but where I live, each store does something better than the others.

I thought the only people who still used courier new were high school and college students trying to stretch their shitty essays out to meet the minimum number of required pages.

Your teachers taught you to use double space because they were old, learned it on a typewriter, and didn’t ever update their methods.

Well, they said they weren’t forty, so...

One space, unless you’re over 50 and don’t know how to use programs like Word and Excel.

Being a wage slave for a half a century and living as frugally as possible to acquire enough net worth for your kids to have to pay an estate tax when you die a boring death is most decidedly not a definition of making it big. Jesus, dare to dream a little.

Because she’s wittier and more eloquent than I? That’s essentially what she said though. She said a little more on the topic for shock value mostly. It sounds like you were too shocked by that part and missed the actual joke, if you even watched/listened to her.

The mic thing was annoying. I watched some clips from past years, and it seemed to be a common occurrence. You’d think the national media people who cover the president could figure out a better audio setup.

Abortion is a very emotionally and politically charged topic, and the decision to have one shouldn’t be made lightly. However, poking fun at a bunch of old hypocrites who claim to want to ban the practice for most citizens while secretly paying for their mistresses to have the procedure is fairly humorous.

Yes. I would speculate that, in their minds, working for the president makes them above being treated in this way, no matter how despicable or dishonest their actions are.

She can’t, by definition, be a bully :