I told him—"If there's a color your missing, just ask a parent!" :-p

FYI: I'm un sharing this since it has some unpleasant body related imagery for the GT front page. No hard feelings, I hope.

I get that you're a fan, and I'm a fan, too, but that scene is so problematic. Like, yikes. She's 14. It's messed up.

On a complete side note, the first story made me think of the time I was living in a house with all guys in college and they were pretty reasonably disgusting human beings. One used to cut his toenails in the living room and put the clippings in a dirty coffee mug, and just leave them there.

Perhaps some sort of an acknowledgement that he can't stand for anyone who has been oppressed, because he has never been oppressed, but even a cop-out phrase like, "I dedicate this to you." There were plenty of other people who made fantastic acceptance speeches about the privilege of telling a story, and Lupito…

I had to suppress my gag reflex at his acceptance speech. "For anyone who has ever been hated for who they are and who they love yadda yadda I stand here for you." Subscript: as a white, hetero, conventionally attractive cis-man.
Uh, thanks Jared.

We actually saw this at a fucking Denny's in San Francisco and I thought it was super weird. I think it was actually 2%.

In a choice between breastmilk and formula, there are no bad choices, just good options.

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You're being awfully bossy and I don't approve.

I love this idea, but it's still not enough. I'm sticking with my Vermonster.

Salted caramel makes me want to touch myself....While eating caramel of course.

Why won't you come to me through the computer screens, oh delicious ice creams?!?!

UBER! FOLLOW YELLOW BIRD! RIGHT NAO!!!

OH GIGGITY.

I feel like everyone commenting on this article really needs to be given Eataly's contact information, stat.

SIMPSONS DID IT! (Kind of...)