I’m appalled by this! Who uses the stairs anymore?!?

I don’t even treat my cat like that, and he’s an unapologetic asshole. When I leave he gets an explanation, a general ETA and his ‘shows’ put on repeat (animal planet’s big cat diaries). Other than sheer malice, I can’t think of a single reason to leave like that, much less turn off the lights.

What...the everloving fuck..?

I was just hoping there would be a book tour where they hold me while I cry.

Can they both be picture books and can they travel the country reading them to us (me)? Cause that would be great.

Yeah fair enough. The comments were great here, Thrillist’s comments section is fairly vast empty wasteland for the most part.

The stories are still great there but the snarky rehashing in the comment section is missing and I loved that part.

I wouldn’t have used “rectified” in my letter in this situation.

I thought quitting the service industry was my best move ever, but I needed BCO to help bring me down slowly...going cold turkey on restaurant stories sucks.

Still can be found on thrillist.com - search for “Off the Menu”
Used to update Mondays around noon but now seems to be a floating update schedule.

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

Goodness, both fucking Affleck’s with oscars. To be a mediocre white man in America really is something after all. Fuck the oscars for fucking giving best picture to La La Land.

Oops, missed your comment. And seconded :(

This makes me miss kitchenette

Omg, this reminds me of the craziest fucking lady I ever waited on. So this lady orders a burger and asks for it well done but with absolutely no charring on it. She says if there is any pink or if there is any char on the outside, I will be wearing it. So, I relay this to the cooks, who look at me like I’m crazy.…

My parents used to cook their steak well done, but only because they were raised in an era of trichinosis and other diseases of ill-kept meats. When I was growing up I hated steak, pork and other meats because they were cooked beyond flavor. Now I’m a pescatarian, mostly vegetarian, and have been for 20+ years. My…

My guess is she still sitting in the shower, fully clothed, under the hottest running water she can stand, staring at the tiles and alternating between mumbling prayers and soundlessly sobbing.

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

But does he also put ketchup on meatloaf? If so, when Trump ordered for Chris Christie (like any well-heeled gentlemen should do for his date), did he force Chris Christie to put ketchup on the meatloaf? I NEED ANSWERS.