Have SO MUCH FUN. Seriously.

British person here. We are pretty much rubbing our hands together with glee at the prospect of a Trump visit. Every comedy show is endlessly mocking him and even the newscasters are saying things like”we tried to find someone who supports Trump but we couldn’t find anyone” (this happened twice just in a week). He is…

To be clear, I’m not blaming her family. I can’t imagine how upset they must be, but I’ve known too many people who’ve been seriously injured on those things. They’re just not worth whatever fun you might have on them.

Do not allow your children to drive ATVs! They are so dangerous that actually no one should be driving them.

Slightly off topic, but does anyone else remember the Dear America series? I’ve realized recently that about half of school-age me’s knowledge of the Great Migration came from Color Me Dark (that book is the only reason I knew who W.E.B. Du Bois was before I got to college), and I can’t be the only one whose white-wash…

Yeah seriously, she is the victim of a crime here. I’ve had someone break into my car a couple years ago. The only thing of “value” they took was a worn out first generation ipod I was obviously no longer using, but they made sure to trash the inside of my car, too. Lol but what do you expect to find when you break…

That was my first thought. It was pretty distasteful.

You’re right, and thank you. This article gave me huge secondhand embarrassment for Bobby - this wasn’t nearly as clever or precious as he thought it was.

I dunno, seems worth more concern than a bunch of puns. How terrible and absolutely frightening for her. :(

Best words, baby. Best words.

Handcuffing 5-year-old children. Handcuffing 70-year-old ladies.

“I hope they play all their hit.”

What next?

While I generally agree and think she is incredibly awesome, I wish she’d gone big and asked to taze the President.

I have never in my fucking life seen a more worthy dying wish experience. Fuck yes, Alyssa.

Ugh ugh ugh

I’m just happy it’s not being hosted on Geocities.

While as far as I’m concerned the sooner these shits die of tertiary syphilis the better, I don’t want their sexual partners similarly infected, so GO TO PP, DOUCHEBAGS.

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

Is this a real comment? Are you applying wisdom parents give their kids about how to deal with school bullies to the concept of relations between state actors? I think I’m beginning to understand how Trump won.