We might cost-share.

I think so. I’ve been going through a tough time personally on top of the shitburger of a news week. My Magic Cat is already my furry bestie, but she is being extra-special sweet this weekend. 

Woodstock ‘94, maybe? That was the one that got all muddy. ‘99 was the one that wasn’t in Woodstock and the mosh pit ended up on fire. I hope your yard isn’t on fire.

Marzipan looks lovely pre-mud. Our neighbors have asked us to have a tree on our side of the fence taken out... It’s a mulberry and it spews fruit…

Oooo me! me! I’m finally coming to terms with the fact that I suffered extreme childhood emotional neglect from my parents who really should have been divorced loooong before I was born and who probably shouldn’t have procreated - at least with each other. This is all coming to a head now because a) my mother who was…

This makes me sad because I met my husband long-distance online, and he’s the opposite of a con man. Granted, I was fresh out of college at the time and barely had laundry money, do I would have been a terrible mark.

I swear by Bare Minerals Complexion Rescue Gel Cream. My skin has been really dry. We moved to a place hard water, which I think is contributing because it used to be just a winter thing, but now it’s year-round. Anyway, the gel cream blends right in and my face feels good when I put it on. They have quite a lot of…

Very sorry for your loss. I felt pretty guilty when my first cat, who was an old man when we got him, passed. He was sick almost from the jump when we brought him home. I felt like we should have done more to get him properly diagnosed. Maybe consider making a donation to a local rescue or SPCA chapter in your…

Septimus??!!??! Today.com, go sit in a corner and think about what you’ve done.

Maybe those sticky nose strips? That would go nicely with the face tats!

Yes, she is testing us again. But we learned from our past mistakes and will vigilantly ignore her recent entreaties! Who’s with me!?!

We let Ashlee Simpson get through the gate against our better judgement, but then she conveniently awkward-hoedown danced her way back to obscurity.

My SIL dispatched the whole family to find her the low sugar strawberry variety of these. She doesn’t have kids... Peak lazy!

I’ve always felt somewhat ambivalent about having kids. I chalk it up to having a pretty miserable childhood and not feeling confident enough that I can prevent the cycle from repeating. However, my husband was always sure he wanted kids, and his positivity outweighed my ambivalence. Also, things finally fell into…

I reached the same conclusion using a different metric: the band Tool used the word “belly” in a lyric. They would never in a million years use tummy. 

I’m pregnant too, and have been reading a lot about gender and childhood development.

I think that the adult activists who are speaking out and being candid about surgeries (really, mutilations) that were performed on them as children are exceedingly brave.

Question: which is worse - tummy or belly? I find them both infantalizing. 

He’s 35. IMO, he looks like a plasticized version of Brigitte Nielsen, who is 55.

It’s the perfect material for Manafort’s prison jumpsuit!

Ugh, I used to love Moe’s but all the ones I’ve been to recently have been subpar. I’ve definitely gotten bad pico de gallo there. It was fizzy like expired orange juice. When you can taste the bacteria, that’s really bad. Qdoba is the winner for “Mexican” fast casual for me, but Chipotle is way closer to work and…