Yeah, the difference between people with disabilities using plastic straws whenever they need them and everyone using plastic straws by default is probably something like 490 million straws per day in the U.S. alone.

Ah, RIP Big Ang - taken too soon.

If a poop falls in a toilet and is flushed before anyone smells it, did it make a smell?

It is everything.

Hi fellow Chicagolander! I’m not necessarily a native plant purist, but part of the reason Colorado blue spruce is at risk for fungal diseases like needle-cast is that it isn’t particularly well adapted to deal with this area’s humid climate. As the name implies, they do best in semi-arid conditions. People make it…

It’s fine - he has already pre-pardoned himself.

Want you to make me feel
Like I’m the only pearl in the world
Like you only handle me with white gloves
Like I’m the only bivalvan work of art
Only pearl in the world
Like my baroque ass is in high demand
Composed from oyster spit and sand
Gonna make you spend over 300 grand
Only pearl....

#gettheledout

Well it was the 80's. The coaster (The Great Canadian Minebuster) was original when the park opened in 1981. The height restriction now is 48". I don’t know what it was back in the 80's - maybe 42.” I was a super tall kid though. I was 60" by the time I was 9 years old.

I love a good opportunity to tell my roller coaster trauma stories (probably because none of them are that bad). When I was 14, my cousins were in town from across the pond, and we had plans to go to Six Flags Great Escape. Two days before our trip, I stood on a hornet hidden in the lawn, and the bottom of my foot…

I came off a roller coaster looking about like that...except that I was 6 years old and a girl. My experience was probably less traumatic than Fabio’s though. It was a big woody coaster with a bit of a rough ride, and one of my baby teeth fell out and the blood blew back in my face. There’s a photo of my somewhere…

Not sure if serious, but I wasn’t offended!

I am going to goat yoga for the first time tomorrow, which makes me feel like such hipster trash, but I really like animals! I hope I get trampled, at least avoid coming into direct contact with poop, and if I get to see babies that’s just icing on the goat cheese-filled cake.

It can be done! Well, the relationship part, at least. Obviously having depressed brain chemistry makes happiness unobtainable. My husband stuck by me through major depression that I should have been in treatment for long before I actually was. It wasn’t easy on either of us, though we’re on the other side for now.…

I suspect (with nothing to back it up other than being a denizen of the internet since Al Gore invented it) that the people saying this are part of Grande’s “standom” or competing standoms who are inappropriately invested in celebrities’ personal lives and want to rag on Grande for dating someone with so many…

It isn’t a sinkhole - it’s a portal. Stephen Miller’s demonic invocations finally worked.

Congratulations! I did mine in 2011 because I had serious RFMO (regret from missing out) after the 2008 election and wanted to vote in 2012. I might even do some midterm campaigning this year.

Wait...did you know that Bella Hadid (and Alexander Wang) are Magnum spokespeople? It all comes full circle! And, she looks extra-hilarious looking like someone pissed in her cornflakes while holding delicious ice cream treats!  

I guess. Neither Cosby or Sandusky worked in the public trust. And Sandusky had already been put away for life before any of the reported incidents with Schneiderman and the accusers took place, so that’s not a capital example of invincibility. Hell, Schneiderman himself put powerful people away every day.

Wait, there are dry fish?