At my old place of work (only a couple years ago though), when our computers went down, my boss pulled one of those things out and I had to do all of our orders by hand. As in, credit cards, receipts, recording orders and prices, everything. It was a fast food joint in a mall. That day I gained great respect for the…

See, I assumed it was because we already had slots that size in our wallets for business cards, so it made sense to fit the cards into the same slots.

At first I agreed with the many people who said this, then I realised, they didn't damage the actual lines or any of the 'man-made' parts. They damaged the actual surrounding areas, the rocks and soil that took many years to form in a particular way to facilitate man made art work that can last for so long. The actual…

Keep in mind a situation like this has never happened in our country before. Our hostage situations are usually domestic incidents, which need to be dealt with completely differently than religiously motivated terrorism.

The magistrate thought the case was 'too weak' to hold them in custody. According to our news media.

We have massive overcrowding in our jails. They would have taken his passport away as part of his bail conditions, and had parole like conditions where he has to check in at a police station and stay in the state. Apparently the case was thought to be 'too weak' to hold them. Unfortunately innocent until proven guilty…

Women perfecting the death glare is well known in a lot of Australian business/retail areas. It's a great way to convey 'you're an idiot' without saying a word. Which is a great way to minimise the 'she's such a bitch' comments. What are they gonna say, 'she looked at me funny'?

I'd be difficult to work with too if I showed up to a collab and the camera man wanted to test shoot with a rape scene!

I love that. It gets my vote for shade.

The CIA agent being perceived as male is probably quite useful for getting female agents into situations with less suspicion.

Did your mum also give you the 'won't you be cold' or 'maybe you should wear a scarf'? Those are my grandmas favourite codes for your dress is too short or you have too much cleavage, respectively.

I will share with you a magical piece of knowledge that my great-grandma once shared with me... Shade them back.

I know you probably don't mean it in an offensive manner, but 'hottentot ratchet' is a really problematic way to refer to women with curvy body shapes expressing sexuality. There is nothing wrong with that body shape, and having it doesn't make you more 'ratchet' as a performer than the smaller women who market…

Wow, that's really interesting. I never realised there were so many other brands. We just have coke and pepsi and woe on the poor server who thinks they're interchangeable!

I would rather have seen her cuddling with the man in the lion suit. That would be facing a fear on my behalf. I have a very specific nightmare inspired by the wizard of Oz that I still get whenever I'm stressed. Men in lion suits are scary! I'd rather snuggle a real lion.

I don't even know. I'm going to be nice and presume because they think all black people look like dodai in pictures? (Ok, the nicest thing I can come up with is that they've never seen a black person in a photo before, apparently). Basically a knee jerk reaction as the Gawker site has predominantly been white maybe?…

I don't know if you're Australian or not, so I won't presume to tell you about the differences in physical characteristics between American and Australian aboriginal people. My family is of indigenous heritage but I look white, have no connection to the culture and benefit from white privilege my brother does not…

Oh wow, I missed that. That's like Advanced I Have a Black Friend.

I once rocked up to a Hipster themed party. I was not on theme because I'd been somewhere else first (and I thought it was a stupid theme anyway). They were all sitting in a corner upset because they were dressed just like everyone else in the club, and kept getting complimented on their lensless glasses. It was…

I'm really enjoying seeing her mock all of them. Almost as much as I'm enjoying all of the people smacking down the people who keep trying to explain the white people point of view as to why she shouldn't be offended by things.