Lindsey Adler's discussions

He’s at dog hotel while I’m in LA, so he’ll get to hump some more pugs

Hello losers

I’m home now. When I walked through the door after more than a month away, my dog—who had no idea what happened to me and no idea if I would ever come back—was shaking with joy. I sat down and he immediately leapt into my lap, like he’d been waiting a lifetime to do it. Read more

Interesting there isn’t a disclosure on here that the writer also has powerful eyebrows. Where is the freaking integrity?

Petit wasn’t undone by a navigational mishap [BAD INJURY LUCK] this year; instead, his dogs [THE PLAYERS] got too pissed off at each other to run [WIN GAMES]. He told Iditarod Insider [The Athletic] in an interview that things started to break down when one of his dogs [PLAYERS], Joey, took a bathroom break [DURING A… Read more

Glad to see the sports emotions beat has continued in my absence though I don’t know what hockey is 

Who are those men in the photo?

Working for the site for ~2 years, probably

Audacious Clown Tries To Win Back $100 In Daily Fantasy Losses, By Going To Court Twice Read more

Fuck off

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Adler’s my last name, dipshit. 

same, that’s the one I was gonna recommend... 

use my tweets, bitch 

lmao MADDIE Read more

Um, I’d like to make it clear that I don’t know what you’re talking about re: Burneko, and the reason I left is because I received an (unsolicited) job offer to do full-time clubhouse reporting. It was a choice I made because I’d had a lot of opportunities at Deadspin to try different things, and what was offered to… Read more

I’m dead. JK, I’m going to The Athletic. BYE!!!

Thank you and please subscribe so I don’t have to beg for my job at Deadspin back in a year 😂

Oh yeah, no. Tucker blows, and I felt actually betrayed when they paired him up with Benson.

Yes, but Angie Harmon is a mega-Republican...