lindseyadler
Lindsey Adler
lindseyadler
Staff writer at Deadspin.

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Aug 23 2019
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He’s at dog hotel while I’m in LA, so he’ll get to hump some more pugs

May 16 2019
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I’m home now. When I walked through the door after more than a month away, my dog—who had no idea what happened to me and no idea if I would ever come back—was shaking with joy. I sat down and he immediately leapt into my lap, like he’d been waiting a lifetime to do it. Read more

Mar 22 2019
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Interesting there isn’t a disclosure on here that the writer also has powerful eyebrows. Where is the freaking integrity?

Mar 11 2019
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Petit wasn’t undone by a navigational mishap [BAD INJURY LUCK] this year; instead, his dogs [THE PLAYERS] got too pissed off at each other to run [WIN GAMES]. He told Iditarod Insider [The Athletic] in an interview that things started to break down when one of his dogs [PLAYERS], Joey, took a bathroom break [DURING A Read more

Feb 25 2019
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Glad to see the sports emotions beat has continued in my absence though I don’t know what hockey is 

Jan 2 2019
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Who are those men in the photo?

Dec 17 2018
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Working for the site for ~2 years, probably

Dec 17 2018
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Audacious Clown Tries To Win Back $100 In Daily Fantasy Losses, By Going To Court Twice Read more

Aug 8 2018
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Adler’s my last name, dipshit. 

Jul 2 2018
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same, that’s the one I was gonna recommend... 

Jul 2 2018
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use my tweets, bitch 

May 10 2018
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Um, I’d like to make it clear that I don’t know what you’re talking about re: Burneko, and the reason I left is because I received an (unsolicited) job offer to do full-time clubhouse reporting. It was a choice I made because I’d had a lot of opportunities at Deadspin to try different things, and what was offered to Read more

Apr 13 2018
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McKenna doesn’t look a day over 75.

Feb 15 2018
3

I’m dead. JK, I’m going to The Athletic. BYE!!!

Feb 15 2018
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Thank you and please subscribe so I don’t have to beg for my job at Deadspin back in a year 😂

Feb 8 2018
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Oh yeah, no. Tucker blows, and I felt actually betrayed when they paired him up with Benson.