Well, we all thought it seemed kind of strange when reports came out that the Old Spice campaign corresponded with a drop in sales. Turns out, we should have had more faith in Isaiah Mustafa!

No tweets. No new photos. No reports from jail or rehab. No quotes from Dina or Michael. Could we be in for one full day without Lindsay Lohan? And which day is it most likely to be? Let's get serious.

David After Dentist, meet dental-surgery patient Andy. His hilarious Meg Ryan obsession comes out in the recovery room and beyond, along with some other funny lines. ("I can feel my bottom lip, but when I grab it, it's my chin!")

Marion Cotillard is the most beautiful person in the world right now. And if her new interview with Nicole Kidman in Interview Magazine is to be believed, she's also the best person. Let's just give up.

Look, we can all sympathize with the bride whose nuptials might be disrupted by the chaos that will be involved in Chelsea's wedding. But what was Chelsea supposed to do? Find a town with no other weddings happening that day?

OMFG TMZ has a LIVE FEED of photographers chatting about how much they have to PEE outside the courthouse while waiting for LINDSAY LOHAN to be led to jail in a THREE-SECOND SHITSTORM! [TMZ]

The Old Spice commercials were a viral sensation, and the Old Spice guy is a celebrity. So why did sales of Old Spice body wash actually drop? Maybe because women are letting men buy their own damn body wash?

The campaign encourages users to put themselves in the place of a seedy Hollywood producer and virtually harass a young actress on an audition. The most offensive thing about it is how unoriginal it is.

This dude trained his roommate's dog to respond to an unsavory phrase when he wants to go out, with amusing results. Probably Very Related: the national unemployment rate is still over 9%. [The Daily What]

Gaga was targeted once again this weekend by the Westboro Baptist hate family (the "God Hates Fags" people), but she responded like the classy lady (and media-savvy individual) she is.

A scene in this summer's indie hit involves lesbian couple Julianne Moore and Annette Bening having sex while watching a tape of (just) men having sex. What's up with that?

And what a long weekend it was! Your regular weekday editors will be back tomorrow. Thanks to Megan and Hortense for sharing the holiday weekend duties. Until tomorrow, the picnic's in the comments. [Image via DailySquee]

Writer A.J. Jacobs did everything his wife said for one month. And what he learned falls somewhere between "hacky-annoying" and "mildly depressing." Women be doing housework!

Why French Vogue? Why not! The "get beloved older lady a gig" Facebook trend seems to have run its course, but this is Dolly we're talking about: an exception must be made. [Facebook via The Gloss]

Today, May 31, is Quit Facebook Day, created by people fed up with the social networking site's closed nature and privacy issues. So, did you quit?

When she realized the paparazzi were taking illicit shots of her on-set lunch break, Emma Stone decided some goofy poses were in order. [ONTD]

So it turns out that we are completely surrounded by men walking around wearing Spanx and Spanx-like foundation garments, at least according to the New York Times. What does this mean for our (giggle) culture?

Roommates got so annoyed with the stupid "quotes" that accompany Maxim's nude-woman spreads that they put up a page in their bathroom and went crazy with a pen. (Full and original images here.) [Reddit via Daily What]