I mean, I watch ATK when I work out and his episodes are my faves.
So I watched a music documentary on Netflix last week and they used this little clip in one spot and I’ve been so mesmerized with this song. It brings an instant smile to my face and I can’t believe I haven’t heard it before. It’s a staple on my Spotify list now. Also, my best friend and I have been joking for years…
I’m sitting in the car waiting for Roadside Assistance to get here and fix whatever is wrong. I’m in a suburban mall parking lot.
That’s what this flimsy little canvas art says on my bathroom wall. My fiancee bought it at Family Dollar a few months ago in hopes of making our bathroom feel more cozy.
I normally don’t look at train/bus ads while driving but this is really something. My non-PC passenger even saw it and whispered “that’s pretty fucked up.”
Because I Google search a lot on my phone and it keeps my previous searches.
This was my day today on the couch. I saw some Law and Order: SVU episodes I haven’t seen before though! But damnit, there’s this fly that keeps landing on my ankles that won’t stay put so I can take it out with my new fly swatter I bought yesterday. Tonight I might go buy some pasta and a hot glue gun and make a…
It’s Pioneer Day. It’s also Pie and Beer day for us non-Mormons. I’m having chicken pot pie and drinking boxed Chard. It’s not even the Black Box fancy wine. Fuck it.
BP’s in the middle.
This cover I just discovered on Spotify makes me so damn smiley and relaxed.
When they take nasty-ass pictures of their empty plates. This is not uncommon on Yelp now.
I'm freaking the fuck out.
Mustard mixed with steak sauce for fry dipping.
I'm an introvert. I like to go to parties and mingle, but I get exhausted. And I love to go to to parties, but I need limey time to recharge even after drinking at social situations. Everyone in my life seems to be an extrovert and it's really irritating because they think I'm just aloof or negative.
I'm thinking of having some refried beans and chorizo with assorted condiments for dinner tonight. Or a Hot Pocket with ketchup. I love condiments.
I just wanted to say hi.
Anyway, I'm drinking wine and bored. I'm listening to The Cranberries. That's all I got.
In every possible way... Hey! Hey!
And my dreams are possible yadda yadda yadda. Hey!
I'm drunk and can't drink more
But you're all a drink to me, drink me
Drink me, hey!
But Happy Late Festivus!