Is it wrong that I am unreasonably excited to read the comments to any article that mentions gluten, paleo diets, or vaccines?

If it were, I don't think Sturmie44 and his family would last very long.

I very much enjoy a shower beer. I think it might be a big reason why my husband loves me.

I don't have an ounce of snark in me. This story made me so sad that I am queasy.

Definitely the odds. Or a dead horse.

I'm afraid he'll claim not to know how to do it, and you know how expensive divorces are. Kidding - I'll ask! Happy Thanksgiving, Jolie!

Can you write a column some day on how to make my husband help me clean the house in preparation for my whole family coming over? I've dusted and cleaned the bathrooms and I really need some vacuuming. My pointed, longing stares at the closet where the vacuum lives have done nothing. Are there Jedi mind tricks…

I think I passed out for a couple seconds after seeing this pic. I caught my forefinger with the vegetable peeler last night. I just got the first 1/4 inch of skin, but it hurt like hell and I bled all over my potatoes. The kitchen is a dangerous place for fingers.

Eat uncooked fruits and vegetables where you're not certain about the water supply. Does this piece of fruit have cholera in it? Spin the wheel! Take your chances!

I plan to do things much the same way. I find it strange to force another person into physical contact with people. I want my daughter to grow up with a firm sense that her body is her own and her boundaries are valid and don't need to be overrun for the purpose of making others feel good.

I get all of this and just really wanted to say that they will pry my leggings and any other pants without buttoned waistbands out of my cold and dead hands. I say NO to the tyranny of the waistband.

I want a peppermint mocha in my belly now.

Thank you, Laura June, for expressing my feelings on this. I highly recommend Expecting Better by Emily Oster for pregnant women. She goes through all the relevant studies so that her readers can weigh pros and cons of all sorts of things: eating sushi, drinking, having an epidural, etc. I opted to have a vaginal…

No - you're right. I used to do white collar criminal defense. If my client had made any sort of statements to the press or public like this, I would have needed to be resuscitated. These are what as known as party admissions and are totally admissible in court.

Just replying to co-sign. Never experienced it myself, but my best friend's husband was the stealthiest drinker. He only got busted when he went to pick up the rental car on vacation and somehow drank an entire bottle of vodka in the half hour he was gone and wrecked the car. Stint in rehab and he's back with his…

I know. I couldn't decide which parts of the letter pissed me off, amused me, made me speechless, wanted me to hit him on the head with a copy of the Bill of Rights, or made me roll my eyes. I gave up and went and made myself a drink.

Oh, YES YES YES!

What is this "enjoy the rest of the day"? I think I remember something like that feeling. God. I miss college.

There is an audience. I'm devastated I don't have TWOP for this season. And thanks for the Funny 115 site. I will reemerge into society after a couple of days of reading.

I drove past a coal mine in Wyoming at night once and saw a bunch (like about 50) of these driving around with their lights on, transporting coal to a line of coal cars that seemed to never end. I regret not pulling over and filming it. It was like something straight out of a Ridley Scott movie. Unforgettable.