Aw’right - I’ll be waiting for you!

Let’s backtrack for a moment: why is this technology in the hospital in the first place? Because: money. Centralized monitoring saves personnel.

“I like Burning Man better than Disney World,” says 11-year old Lucy Bartlett

No - it starts with the shitty thing many people do while being in traffic!

Fair game! Special circumstances (and idiots) need special methods.

You sure find unbridled pleasure in these word games!

You’re just saddled with guilt, aren’t you?

Already exists: the hockey puck.

Ice cream.

Want.

It would not be pretty.

...a culture known for its precision and efficiency

...rendering the victim useless.

One can only do so-and-so much with time lapse and repetitive music.

Probably more related to exhaustion and/or dehydration than altitude sickness. Anything below 3000 m shouldn’t really cause problems.

This is the kicker with AMS, it doesn’t matter how good of shape you are in, or if you are the toughest tough guy out there, AMS affects each and every person differently.

Rrrapture?!

Does the testing center include the passive-aggressive Michigan drivers, bullying everyone with their huge trucks while texting?

As long as you have a Bowdencable from the accelerator to the engine, you can pull the accelerator back with your foot, and negate this. One worry less.

...also lovingly called ‘brick on wheels’.