I will miss your impeccable taste in fashion show headlines. I'll miss those!

so here for the hot asian IT dude in the big dorky glasses. sad that was a bit part. would rather see more of him than floppy mcemohair. ah well.

I would so much rather discuss this couple than "Kimye". Can we make that a law? When compelled to talk about the Kardashians we talk about the Jolie-Pitts instead? It's a public service, really.

I read your reply and tried to take it into consideration when replying back. Just kidding, I didn't read all of it, just saw the last part mentioning wifeswapping, naughty neighbor, and roll playing and started drooling. I will be lying in a sodden pile in the corner if you want to talk.

I don't think they're well liked enough for it to be very successful. Do they have real fans or are most people just kind curious about them? Most viewers will probably be rubberneckers I'm thinking.

No, allow me to pay for my own birth control out of insurance which is part of my compensation.

B-but only one woman can be beautiful/successful/rich!! Otherwise ALL of them will start wanting respect and accolades and we can't have that...

How successful did you think it would be? It has earned $521M in three weeks and is still opening in countries (Japan this week), which means it will earn more at the BO. You don't think that's successful? And then the DVD sales begin and after that the Netflix, Redbox, etc. How much need the movie earn before it…

Sorry, she totally opened that movie.

I literally went to see this movie ONLY because she was doing the role.

Sure. Subjectively, I think Angie is beautiful, but my husband doesn't think so. He thinks Jen is hot though, which I objectively agree with, but I don't think she has a pretty face. So I guess he and I will never agree on that threesome ;-)

Um, nope. I cannot speak for others, but I personally went and so the movie on the first day because Angelina was in it (I knew nothing else about it beforehand).

Good point. I think it was pretty clear that I was super serious about caring how this affects Jennifer Aniston and your reply pretty clearly refutes my deepest desires. That's an A+ comment.

"OMG! The new Jolie movie is out!!!!!"

I disagree.

She carried that movie.

I actually took my daughter to see it this weekend and thought it was quite good. I have heard different opinions about it, but my daughter and I were entertained, so for once didn't leave the cinema thinking I had just wasted money.

She's one of those stars that gets me to see their movies if they're in it. Doesn't matter the genre. Her, Clint Eastwood, Gary Oldman, Michael Caine. Schwarzenegger pre-governator.

Yup. It's my goal in life to be made a Dame.

Wow, starting at around 16 minutes that was easily the best graduation speech I've heard—and certainly the most apt and important advice you can give a bunch of over-achievers who've never failed at anything.