lifemodeldecoy
LifeModelDecoy
lifemodeldecoy

Oh yeah, now I remember. Very Shakespearean/Greek tragedy.

Oh shit. If we are going to list individual issues instead of just bad titles/series, we could be here for days. I remember buying Avengers 200 when it came out.

how about religion based superhero? i give you:

Fucking Combo Man

I think that Marvel would like to forget this ever happened, but screw that. I'll take Larry Hama writing off-brand GI Joe comics about World War III where a psychic has rendered all nukes inert any day of the week!

Marville covers remind me of the comics they used to place at the back of (my father's hidden stash of) Playboy issues.

The best part of the Marvel Swimsuit issues? The Punisher in a skull-shaped banana hammock.

What about this abomination?

No mention of Jack Flag and his laser powered Boom Box Bazooka?

#3-Who slams harder Onyx or Vince Carter?

NFL Superpro!

As per usual, I'm not going to pretend this is a complete list. Add your favorite Marvel secret (and not-so-secret) shames here in the comments, please!

Lick it like you like it.

Would I have sex with a robot lookalike of someone I really fancied?

I fall on the "toys are good" side of things. Start naming it and talking to it and/or producing something with a type of consciousness and then it gets creepy.

In fact I already did:

Obligatory Futurama...

If you're trying to make me be your best friend it's working!

I always envisioned Strange as a younger Vincent Price.