Hard to do when they are your otherwise not so awful parents. :(

Instead we have a bunch of anti-dentite social justice warriors ganging up on their oldest brother all because he is a graduate of the Orin Scrivello School Of Dentistry And Torture

You do a disservice to garbage. Garbage feeds rats and crows, which, while vile, we need in the eco-system (if, for no other reason, than to eat garbage). We don’t need that shit.

when you learn at the feet of your father that a good ice breaker is grabbing a woman by the pussy, then yeah, sexual assault is 100% adorably asking her out.

No, it’s “lodestar” - a star that is used to guide the course of a ship, especially Polaris.

Especially funny for a Bavarian gingerbread person to learn about it (most people have no idea who that RAF is).

Damn, does this mean I have to change my name to Universe? Because I love the irony so much.

Ikr its a perfectly cromulent word.

No, “lodestar” is a word. It surprised me too.

“Dotard” is a word for a an elderly person who has become senile or weak. Nobody had heard this word until about a year ago, when Kim Jong Un responded to one of Donald Trump’s threatening tweets by declaring “I will surely and definitely tame the mentally deranged U.S. dotard with fire.” Everyone scrambled to look…

you can’t spell lodestar without dotard

I’ve never heard of it before today. What the fuck is a dotard even

In other words: Trump being a giant asshole appears to be backfiring yet again. What a shocker.

I read that as Lonestar which means Trump is Barf aka his own best friend.

Sharks are winners. And they don’t look back, because sharks don’t have necks.

Eyes that appear devoid of any sincere emotion are off putting to me. Sorry?

Scrape out of Compton, rather.

recently resurfaced brake rotors.

lol, used to work in the QA field, “reproed” means you were able to reproduce whatever bug you’re working on. I’m so used to typing it, “repoed” just turned into “reproed”

Looks more Sideways Outta Compton, but I’ll give ya a star anyway.