lieutenantdanicecream
LieutenantDanIceCream
lieutenantdanicecream

“Our motive is just to have fun. It is college.”

Pretty proud of the fact that I saw Waitress in theatres 3 times. Nathan Fillion can be my gynecologist anytime.

I’m the same body type as her, and 32F. No one believes me when I say that’s my size because I do every trick in the book to diminish their appearance. And I sleep on a heating pad every night :(

32F. That’s me. Ariel, I’ll have what you’re having! I’ve wanted a reduction for years, but instead I wear a tight sports bra over my incredibly expensive regular bra and try to teach the teenager boys I work with to just LOOK AT MY FACE. GAWD.

I definitely saw people commenting on the original article half wishing for a miscarriage. People are awful.

I’m screenshotting this and sharing it everywhere.

Hey, thanks! That’s really kind. I’m very lucky to have such a fun job. It’s not all spaghetti vomit horror, thank goodness.

I went to Christian indoctrination summer camps. They made those affordable for everyone.

I actually run a camp. That’s my job. It’s year round, several sessions throughout the year. But the first time I conducted a session I had no idea what I was doing. The job just got dumped on me through a crazy series of events and I was just trying to get through the week without killing anyone. My campers are all

Your dad sounds like a real jerk. It’s one thing for parents and kids to have ethical disagreements - it’s a whole other thing for them to harass you and do things out of spite. I’m sorry he is like that.

My campers love it! They’re actually all adults with disabilities, so much more fun than sticky little kids. I have a lot of fond memories from my church camp days, but definitely am too old for Christianity! Glad you came out more or less okay, as well :)

Hey!!!! Fellow survivor of Baptist indoctrination! Yes, I still have issues haha. I remember there being rules against PDA (public displays of affection) that left me paralyzed at the thought of hugging a boyfriend in public for well into my adulthood. But I’m a big grown atheist and run my own secular camp now and

I was cursing at every person who got all those sweet 32gb and 64gb memory cards before me.

I was cursing at every person who got all those sweet 32gb and 64gb memory cards before me.

Did Charlie forget that he already did this? “Manson in His Own Words” was co-authored by some guy and made the argument that Manson was a product of his environment, not the mythological mastermind he has been made out to be. I think the truth falls somewhere in the middle. He doesn’t come off as charismatic in any

I committed. I usually did full body paint!

Disclaimer: I am 200% cuter now, don’t worry.

My school did the same thing and I voted for Ross Perot because I remember they had made fun of him on All That.

EGOT? That’s a terrible acronym when you’ve got all the letters to make it GOTE. The sentence “Helen Mirren is one letter away from becoming a GOTE” is much more fun.

I need to know HOW we found out about this. Is there some Judge Judy searchable archive I’m not aware of?