I was a job coach for almost 3 years at two different goodwill regions! High five to you.

This makes me so sad because I work for Goodwill (each Goodwill region is run differently and mine does not pay anyone less than minimum wage) and we do so much good for the community. I run a camp for adults with disabilities, and it's seriously a week vacation for free for people who otherwise rarely if ever leave…

He was so nice and accommodating about the whole thing. I was like "Um, I know this is weird and you can totally say no but can I wear your glasses?" and he looked at me like I was from outer space for a second then said "why not?" And we got married and now we live in Vegas.

Once upon a time, I met Ira Glass and he let me wear his glasses. I was so excited I almost threw up. I love NPR so much.

I'm not going to tell you how to spend your money...but screw that, surely you can find some more worthy cause to give $10,000 to!

I've always been super fascinated by cults, too! Especially the one Rose McGowan and River and Joaquin Phoenix were born in to. Just...what are the odds that 3 successful actors all came from the same cult?

My first thought when I read this was Green Acres, followed shortly by Teen Mania MinistriesOh, Tyler.

Maybe a better way to word it would have been "shitty superfluous interview skills" because I think we all know Jon has it where it counts. Interviewing actresses, while adorable and fun, is not his meat and potatoes.

NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR SELFIES

He spoke at my high school in East Texas, back in 2002 or 2003. It was a sneaky way of getting a religious lecture about not getting pregnant and spreading STDs before marriage.

They're also called tenors, or quints if there are 5 drums. They have harnesses like other drums that marchers can wear so they are mobile.

I did a kid's homework assignment for him once in high school (he was the best quad player on my drumline and I couldn't afford for him to fail the class and sidelined when we had a competition coming up) and he still failed because the teacher knew he didn't write it due to the lack of grammatical errors.

I was trying to follow him on the "racism is in the past" thought and I think he clarified what he meant by that when he said that the word racism didn't end racism, it just contextualized it. And I think that's true, and I think the same can be said about sexism - people think "sexism = 1950's women in the kitchen"…

I met a man named Pleasure. That's not a euphemism, he was legally named Pleasure. I took him seriously because you gotta be one tough cookie to get through childhood with a name like that.

I met a man named Pleasure. That's not a euphemism, he was legally named Pleasure. I took him seriously because you gotta be one tough cookie to get through childhood with a name like that.

I've had it several times and before I figured out what was going on I thought I was possessed.

Probably just the ones from Idaho.

Same here. I remember being at this career fair I'm high school and I rolled my eyes hard at the people who told us that we would never get professional jobs if we had tattoos. I can now proudly display my Harry Potter tattoo that wraps around my forearm while I direct a camp for adults with disabilities. And my…

First off, congratulations! Second, I've found that if you've got the bone structure to pull it off, low angle pictures make lips look fuller than high angle pictures. And some of those lip plumping lip glosses really do work so try a few of those! With baby pictures, you've always got the option of hiding your lips…