of course, there’s no law saying the President-elect has to

On the bright side: This means Putin isn’t getting daily briefings, either.

We’re all going to die. After we’ve been handed over to Russia. Orange Hitler has no idea what he’s doing.

She’s young for a presidential candidate, she has amazing work ethic, she has stamina, she defers to specialists, she is pro-civil rights and the environment — I mean, why the fuck not. Without exaggeration she is galaxies better than what we’re looking at.

that song should be marked NSFW, rich.

...so a gray hipster beard?

Thats not a hipster beard.

It’s name is Sif and it will carve your ass up. Unless you stick to it’s legs. Because wolfdogs can’t get into legs.

A matching spangly knife/letter opener, which she could use to open an earth-shaking exclusive announcement. Go big or go home, Gayle.

It would make a good self defense necklace.
I could see someone using as a sort of chained morning star in the event such a thing is needed.

Kim is divorcing Kanye, Kris is in charge of all shabbang including finding husband #4.

I wouldn’t be at all surprised to find out Mariah is crazy boring. She always looks like she’s performing and I’ve admittedly wondered if she ever turns it off or if she just lives her life like that.

Thematically, they did it so that when Luke chopped off Vader’s hand in “Jedi,” he could have that “oh no, I’m in danger of becoming corrupted like he was.”

If they are twins then I’m going to shoot myself.

Apparently Anakin Skywalker was a virgin birth, the midichlorians having knocked up Shmi S. in some not very well-explained fashion. Rey has obviously gone one step further by having no parents at all. The Force isn’t just strong in her, it is her.

Joking aside, I think Maz Kanata’s line “That lightsaber was Luke’s.…

Look, if she isn’t a clone of Luke’s hand at this point I really don’t know who to think her parents are.

This is a great time to discuss once again my favorite theory (and not mine, I can’t take credit) that Rey is a clone of Luke’s hand. The story of how they found that old light saber wasn’t explained, but it’s not impossible they found the hand too. And in a universe that can easily clone...there you go. And before…

The very clear indication in the film is that it’s Luke — from the little rebel pilot doll she keeps in her “house,” to the lineage line from Maz about the lightsaber (that was once Luke’s, and once his father’s before him) “calling to her” as, presumably, the next generation of Skywalker.