I guess “Can/Ken Bone is mildly amusing, but I suspect a lot of people are gleefully mocking his looks. Ugh.

Chair humping should qualify him as a poltergeist, right?

Am I the only one who pictured a cheerful new “swimmers” pattern at Modcloth?

I think she’s had practice.

Even better!

Oh Lord, please smite him now.

Mee-ow!

Yeah, and I have never heard anyone brag about just GRABBING someone, even if they do talk about how great looking a person is. That is gross.

Did he even offer to pay for furniture? It sounds like he just showed off his furniture store “contacts”.

“Hey, girlfriend! Check out that Hot Looking Stud. I’m a commenter with stars, so I can grab his ‘what he packs behind his zipper’!” Sure.

Pfft. Access is one thing. Mastery is another.

Context made me read his name as “Officer Febreeze”.  

Rosie O’Donnell:

IF anyone was offended. Of course.

Luke built Lorelai a chuppah. Case closed!

😳

Or permanent celibacy.

I hope tonight’s sleep is much better!

Not half bad. :D How’s about you?

Right now it seems unlikely, but if they faked it, I will definitely join the torch and pitchfork brigade.