That is awesome.

Autocorrect routinely changes “were” to “we’re” on my device. Such things do happen. You reminded me that I ought to take action to right this wrong, instead of cursing and hoping the edit window is still open, though. Thank you.

Argh, I once had a similar argument with a sailor who laughed about black recruits needing remedial swimming lessons. He had never considered that there are lots of communities without pools, so many people never have a chance to learn. Nooo, he assumed it was genetic.

Thank you! You are a great sport.

I’ve been enjoying the Olympic manicures, too. It makes me happy they can have some fun along with all their hard work.

Or jammed into his brain.

Damn straight, Ms. Biles.

I hope he thanked you.

All episodes of News Radio are amazing.

It never happened to me, either. I am definitely weird, though.

Huh! No one ever said “Hey” to me. I’ve been monogamously married for a good while now, but not before that, either. I’ve only ever received wordless sounds, along the lines of “wooaaah”. I am going to choose to believe that is a compliment. Yes.

Context makes “Pulitzer” sound naughty.

Good ol’ Mitt. Remember when he tried to iron his jacket while wearing it? I miss a candidate we could just laugh at, without crying.

The supporters in these videos are frightening. They are laughing and applauding as if they are watching a Larry the Cable Guy performance, not someone aspiring to be a statesman representing our country to the world.

One small mercy is, at least other outlets are also calling Trump on his bullshit now. From the Washington Post:

He speaks, and the phrase “spontaneous human combustion” suddenly springs to mind. For some reason.

Broccoli?

That might have been an unplanned omission, but filling it in with anything of Stephanie Seymour’s is probably apt.

Uh oh. I’d better go put neon yellow stickers on all my spoons. :)

Bizarre!