That’s a good attitude!

At about the same age, I met (the local iteration of) Bozo the Clown. Someday, I’ll recover.

“Eastwood” is synonymous with “candy-ass”, in my lexicon.

I am now equal parts delighted to have read about Chelsea, and relieved not to know her.

I adore black and white movies, and books about the stars of them, in black ink on white pages.

Whoa. Gwen Stefani was the original Kardashian.

Hateful ass alert. Don’t click the pictures.

Ha, this is a fabulous admission.

Oh dear. I’m sorry for your loss.

Beautiful! I especially like the unicorn dress. The collar and pocket detail is great.

I’m so sorry. I hope it helps to know you are doing the best you can for your pup. You absolutely are.

I didn’t find them creepy until I noticed their “kneecaps” opened. That is creepy.

I know they wanted a statue, but even the new and improved one feels like the wrong way to immortalize someone so animated.

Report back with the results!

I don’t drink much, but I would happily never drink again, if it meant never seeing him again.

Someone talked him out of adding “LOL."

This is peak 1980s. Look at that color scheme!

This is news to me. So gluten is terrible for your health, except for two months? Hmm. Also, is there special toilet paper for those two months? With extra gluten-enhancing butt vitamins?

I understand, SJP. I don’t like the color blue, I just think we should all wear cerulean and azure.

That’s funny, because I always instinctively liked her face. It took a lot of WTF stories about her before that wore off. I still don’t loathe her, but I no longer immediately think “Ahh, she seems great.” I’m more likely to think “Seven limes, Gwyneth?”