Omarosa?

Well, it would be a very big wall…

And a less-jolly fellow named Satan! (Dude claims you owe him five bucks or a soul or something for that pizza that one time.)

I was only kidding. I'm married myself and "know" that others are as well.

Scum/Villainy performing conscientious hip-hop = Mos Def

My first thought was "Queen Latifah was in Taxi Driver, huh." Reading is hard.

Probably grounds for divorce here, but my wife likes him. She makes me watch those "lip sync offs." They need to make terrorists watch that shit.

Well, he'll be giggling uncontrollably.

The story you got from it did result in one upvote from me, so hopefully that helps a little.

Pretty bold assuming an AV Club commenter will have a Valentine date…

In this day and age? Of course they do.

I think they should have stuck to Lt. Frank Drebin's original cartography. (It closely resembled Whistler's Mother.)

Jew don't know that.

And who know how to get to the plane on time…

Ugh, no wonder I failed Econ 101…

Man, if I had a dollar for every time I had to apologize for that…

Well, someone must be supporting Trump.

I don't know about that. I saw that one film starring Kim Kardashian. The plot was a little weak, but the acting was also a little weak. Well, and the production values weren't much to write home about. But the subject matter and theme were relevant to today's society. I'd watch it again.

Yeah, if you could do something about those female motorists, that'd be great.