If you take out the "public science communication," you're describing the Republican voting base pretty accurately.

Well, if you put your mind to it… I don't remember how the rest goes, but I'm sure it doesn't apply in this case.

something, something, salsa dancing, something…

I was a bit cool on Apex…, but will certainly have to check out John Henry Days. (Always forget about that one, so thank you kindly for mentioning it.)

Jesse Camp?

Rereading The Intuitionist. One of my all-time favorites.

Man, the only deal Satan ever offers me is 10% off of my dry cleaning…
*goes to pick up his freshly-pressed and starched board shorts*

Ugh, you're right. I'd still do him.

Thousand monkeys, thousand typewriters.

"Let's reboot My Two Dads!"
- NBC Execs

Worked for me!
*attempts to recycle the Internet*

John Mayer has not aged well…

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…O!!
*pours out half a 40 for another fallen homey*

I don't know, we haven't heard much from Teddy Kennedy as of late…

Or video would be good too…

I fancy myself as an unofficial motivation speaker as well. Now, do more with your life, you losers.
*sits back, finding pride in a job well done*

Whew. I thought an intervention might have been in order…

The Dane Cook movie? You must hate your friends.

Jesse Camp?

Chris Christie?