It's rather likely that "do something else" will entail dusting off the Jaydiohead album. To each their own and all, but that mashup will be hard to top in my book.

Do you have any particular mashups that use more than the "one single hip-hop artist + a single choice of white guy rock band" that you recommend?

*Stephenie Meyer nervously glances around the room, jumps out 13th floor window, world peace begins*

- Donald Trump

This, this I would read.

Can I nominate that for a Nobel Peace Prize?

*thinks about starting his own Kickstarter to learn how to properly do the "The A.V. Club" thing*

…a fun and worthwhile thing.

Wait until Emma Stone plays Obama in his biopic.

At least it's not Detroit!

Too soon.

That's a fair point.

Of course, the internet hated the idea of Heath Ledger playing The Joker, so the internet is not always right. (Sorry, Al Gore!)

It also had Richard Szponder in it. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm…

Only if there's a god.

Do you still get into sandwiches in a big way?

Don't sell yourself short! Win the contest and then prove yourself and all of your haters wrong. *starts playing Joe Esposito's You're the Best Around*

I'm pretty sure Dubya doesn't even try thinking.

"Maybe you should refer to him as "Jared from Subway" so everyone will know who you're talking about."
- guy from Jimmy John's

You mean "Jared from Subway." *Subway execs cringe*