Did anyone think to consult native Africans before annointing Christian the Nigerian Nightmare??? Tell that to the missing children! Horse shit then, Horse shit now. [Im new to Trolling, did I do it right?]

DALLAS? Are you really comparing DALLAS cuisine to Houston cuisine? FOH with your misplaced views.

Houston has the best food hands-down of any city in the state, and that includes Austin. I have done god-damn day trips to Houston from Austin just to go eat there.

Is the Texans the worst nickname in major pro sports?

That one in the parka really pushes it over the top. That hussy!

Oh sure, this is acceptable! But if I make a joke about how I don't need feminism because I am a man, I get attacked for it. Cats need to check their fucking privilege.

I don't know if we can be friends any more...

I NEED THIS BABY, HY!

Turn to tha RAIGHT

Skydiving.

"She was 103. Her daughter Thea Goldstine declined to disclose the cause of death."

See, I don't know much about him except from Jezebel. I know he is full of himself and he talks too much, but he is usually right. George Bush doesn't care about black people. Beyonce is better than Taylor Swift. You hold on to your dinosaur, Kanye!

I mean, he repeatedly quotes Will Farrell movies in his music and in conversation like Anchorman or Step Brothers is the bible or some shit! I love this guy!

Kanye is just fuckin' crazy man... he is a gift to us all. That aside tho, he seems to really love and respect Kim. Good for them. I hope they stay married and make lotsa babiez.

I'll never stop rooting for Kim and Kanye to make it.

Don't NFL players criticize gay marriage all the time? Every year I hear of at least two or three players who say something homophobic and get roasted. I remember Mike Wallace said something dumb last year. Chris Kluwe, Michael Sam and that guy from the Ravens are literally the only current players I can think of that…

I wonder who the two Viking players are. #teamkluwe

I think Taco Cabana is only in Texas, though. Maybe Oklahoma and New Mexico?

Taco Cabana blows Baja Fresh and Taco Bell out of the water. Their flour tortillas are delicious too.

When I was a young man, "Vamping" meant something else entirely.