The baby is not going to survive without oxygen. Also, the woman's family has expressed that she be taken off support. But nevermind that because it's all about the baybeez.

Sorry, Diggs. Think you dialed the wring number. Please hang up and try again.

I don't think you know what hearsay is.

Its against the law to steal things, even virtual money.

Why didn't the police believe me when I told them that I was going to give the little dork back his $20 when he demonstrated that had learned some self-defense?

The best part of sleepovers is that I can get my parents to buy ALL THE EGGS and BACON and SUGARY CEREAL and PANCAKES ("but Dad, that's what white kids eat!").

Part of sleepovers is waking up the next day to the breakfast traditions of other families that aren't your own.

I've got no particular love for the character, but at a certain point it seems like "nobody likes Aquaman" became a trendy punchline for comic geeks. It seems to me that a legendary character with decades of stories under his belt deserves a little respect.

Why so much hate.

It's been a while since I really sat down and watched ST Voyager but was Neelix really that awful. I know some reviewers like SF Debries have a major hate boner for the character but he never bothered me and I enjoyed Ethan Phillips as an actor. It seems that in the great list of things wrong with Voyager Neelix is…

Edit - posted before reading. She deserves all the hate she gets

I loved Dawn. I felt she brought a much needed new spark to the Scooby Crew

The easy one

Cas has caused quite some mayhem in past few season, much of which could've been prevented if Dean had stopped being a dick for just five minutes.

Cas in s6 of Supernatural. He was trying to prevent Apocalypse Redux, fight a civil war and find an arsenal of weapons while all Dean could of was to whine at him every 4 minutes for not doing what he wanted, exactly when and how he wanted.

"Jezebel does not care about black rape victims."

I mostly hangout on the sidelines when it comes to Jezebel articles, but this is the laziest clickbait on this side of trolling I've seen ...

Or, in R. Kelly's case, a 14-year-old girl is nothing but a life-support system for a pussy.

R. Kelly is a piece of shit. I can't believe this article is on Jezebel. Honestly. WTF.

You know the panties he's talking about are Underoos. Carry on Jezebel and your whites-only brand of feminism. Endorse a pedophilic monster who preys on young black women.