my problematic opinion is that despite his terrible politics, he is hot

you do not understand the difference between a crime and a civil violation 

so to be clear, you are not the Joel Zamel who runs Wikistrat?

joel, is this you? https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/.premium-who-is-joel-zamel-australian-israeli-linked-to-mueller-s-trump-probe-1.6104963

can i have some too

what the fuck????? what is this bullsiht???? who approved this

ashley can i play Ashley Gets Whatevfer She Wants

Do you have any comment on the deer semen

honestly I like Noel and Sandi both separately and on other shows but on Bake Off it’s just so forced, they don’t have the Mel & Sue magic

If you have seen any ads like this, send them along! My email is libby.watson@splinternews.com.

Okay well that was hellish and a huge waste of an entire nation’s time and now I’m too tired to even watch another episode of The Crown, fuck everything goodnight

squirrel from a Disney movie ass voice

Here’s my SOTU response... 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

he has weird gestures. he learned how to make speeches from a YouTube video

“From textiles to robots” is bad writing. I have a Master’s in Political Communication so you have to listen to me.

“My God. The last flag has been destroyed... and no one remembers what it looked like. If only we had defended it...”

the flag doesnt need defending. u can always make a new flag

Alex, yes. We laugh at Trump using words like beautiful and great too much, and that is stupid, but how much more stupid is it than every other politician saying “I believe in an America where Americans can achieve great things if only they believe in America, and in Americans” in every fucking speech? Not that much!

No offense but America is fucked

Katie, thanks for asking. I had two very large servings of sticky toffee pudding with creme fraiche ice cream—all home made!—earlier, so I’m too full for snacks, but I’m enjoying some La Croix.