Yeah, it’s not even about the incidence of sexual violence during war—it’s about what those darkies all secretly want to do pretty white women.

“As the night ticked interminably by, I tried not to think what the rebels would do to the ‘skinny white muzungu with long angel hair’ if they found me.”

Oh c’mon. Tintin in the Congo was written in 1930, with a specific aim to make colonisation seem all fine and dandy. Enjoying Tintin media made now is hardly supporting a comic that is eighty six years old (it’s not like they’re using the funds to make new versions), and was made for a specific time with a specific…

Actually, he wasn’t. He wasn’t driving at all.

I like how he said “right, good” after getting into the house. I saw a tweet saying this is what British people say after things have gone “a bit rubbish.”

I had a sex dream about him the other day. We were on a riverboat at some time in the last century and I don’t recall much else in the way of details except that, err... It* was huge.

I couldn’t really decide if I found him hot or not before and now it’s like ‘oh my god get out of my head I have work to do’.

*not the…

How in the world does “Here’s someone I never agree with about anything but they seem to be doing the right thing in this particular case” strike you as “hive-mind”?

You know, there’s nothing that I agree with Bush about anything, policywise. And I’ve thrown a lot of stones his way in his time. But again, hard to see the downside in a bipartisan gathering, and the voice of the last president before the current one is not insignificant.

“So, did they fix that squeaky floor board?”

Same with my two. They treat bathtime like an appointment with Mme Guillotine and spend the next hour licking all that disgusting “clean” off themselves. Last year, I bought a little paddling pool they could splash around in when it got hot. They looked at me like I’d lost my mind.

most baby powders are made with corn starch now, not talc. check the list of ingredients before tossing it.

You can pry my dry shampoo from my cold dead lazy shower hating hands.

He then jumped into his Lambo, yelled, “Lexit!” and promptly crashed into a wall - that absolutely everyone saw was there all along - massively depreciating the car’s value.

Didn’t need to watch the video (or even read the headline), if he regularly posts videos to YouTube, yet still holds his phone in portrait mode when shooting video, that tells me all I need to know about him.

Yeah he cleaned the whole house.

Yes, it's very different. The effects are not the same at all. I drank the odd glass of wine while breastfeeding (literally at that moment) and it was not a problem. Experts agree on this. Experts do not agree on cocaine use while breastfeeding. It is NOT the same.

I’m going to say yes-in that it’s a narcotic. And drinking to excess isn’t advisable while breastfeeding either. People drinking responsibly are able to control their milk supply/safety but if someone was binge drinking on a regular basis while breast feeding-it would also be considered abusive and wildly…

What's their favorite kind of cookie to bake for PTA? Are they so grateful when sometimes she handles the morning drop-off?

I’m also a tall lady (over 6') and have had dudes forbid me to wear heels (Birkenstocks are “heels,” dontcha know) and stand on steps non-ironically when we were getting photos taken so they could appear taller. Obviously they didn’t last long, but the fucking nerve.

But I need to know how they balance work and home life! How do they have it all? What minor chore does their more successful spouse help out with?