Samir. Samir Nahh-gon-work-here-anymore.

“We shoulda had more time.”

Yes, Mkhitaryan was offside. I don’t care, though, because..... 

You are correct, that is a really stupid theory.

If I had a dollar for every time a baby boomer complained about my generation, maybe I could afford to buy a house in the market they destroyed.

I only got the headline of that orange juice article because paygates, but I imagine it goes something like “orange juice industry is falling, millenials don’t drink enough, how can we make them drink more”, right?

Okay, let us try this another way.

i wish i could chop up shitty comments like this one and inject them straight into my veins.

If you actually read the piece, you would notice the image of the anomolous high pressure system. The reason for the polar vortex is in that image.

Tell me about that first one again?

It’s fucking gorgeous.

Wait - I thought everyone liked that Bing Crosby/David Bowie “Little Drummer Boy” duet, no?

worst Christmas songs of all time

That phone reminds me of this instant classic from last night.

Trainers knew Petty was concussed when they asked him where Ryan Fitzpatrick went to college and he didn’t know the answer.

Also notable: Henderson has transformed into an effective, latter-day-Stevie-G-like “quarterback” who can spray 30 yard passes to feed the devastating attackers up front.

I would argue that Liverpool has multiple engines that are somewhat interchangeable and can come to the forefront to meet the need. No knock against Lallana, he has had an excellent week.

OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez.

Have to say, the RAM driver did a great job getting his truck slid into just the right position.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."