This is Minnesota. So he probably said ‘Fuck’ in mixed company, or perhaps had unpure thoughts about a neighbors wife. I’d resign too if I was a Minnesotan, saddled with that kind of inexcusable baggage.

Knowing Winona as I do, it’s gotta be shoplifting.

“Ok Ok we see it. Christ - just put it down kid!”
-Ace Of Base

Move over Patrick Kane! There’s a new darling Black Hawk in town!

“Dee’s nuts.”

This is a nice change from the ordinary. Usually if you’re in North Carolina and you have Deez Nuts coming out of your mouth, it means you fell asleep at a Duke LAX party.

“You have to get in early before all the good, young tight ends are gone”
-J. Fogle

“The name of Buffalo’s signature dish has the word “garbage” in it.”

Garbage plates are from Rochester, not Buffalo. Get your snowbound rust belt ghost towns straight.

Yes, but in a dumpster. Focus.

Whoa. People in Buffalo are so jaded, they hate their own moms.

Very bitter.

Lee Carvallo’s - this American wheat is so refreshing after a hot day of lawn mowing the only challenge will be putting it down!

she is by far the dumbest and worst person I have ever met

“I love Rex Ryan as much as the next fan, but a retread is a retread.”

Can of Borrowed Feeling

Skittle-brau or GTFO!

You forgot “Dr. Nick’s ‘Hi ABV-Bodee!’”

All the dysfunction, personnel and questionable coaching decisions of the Jets, now with an extra four months of winter!

“That’s about as good as it gets in Buffalo, kids. I picture the entire city fighting over a single old hamburger in an alleyway dumpster.”

And how do you know all the victims involved in this illegal DOX were cheating? And even if they were why is that anyone’s business but their own?