It is a bad Photoshop.

I already signed up for their CFB coverage alone. A big fan, but I am a long time Stew Mandel fan boy.

Better than a new U2 album.

She should probably not be driving.

This is the America I know and love.

Goodell’s entire career has been the result of people confusing correlation with causation.

If this gets more than five stars I’m going to light myself on fire.

Always stings when they remind you that you’re just part of the help.

He’s obviously having an awful week/month/year, but he didn’t “lose” Bush v Gore. The SCOTUS made a ridiculous ruling that wasn’t based on the facts, the merits, or the arguments any of the attorneys presented.

(If you’ve heard Boies’s name in the news recently, he is, according to thisNew Yorker piece on the lengths he went to to protect Harvey Weinstein, smear Weinstein’s accusers, and threaten reporters, an unethical shit. Perfect for getting in bed with Jerry Jones.)

That’s so cute. Now they both have more rings than the Dodgers.

I’ve encountered two separate kids named Maverick since I moved to the Inland Empire. One of them had a brother named Striker.

What is strange is it was the most pitcher-friendly park in baseball this year: http://www.espn.com/mlb/stats/parkfactor

If you have to ask yourself if whether or not you’re in a cult, then you’re probably in a cult.

I would support Right To Work in Illinois (I live here). I believe Unions had their time and place in the past when it was difficult for an employee to report bad working conditions or terrible pay. However in this day and age of social media and 24/7 news, workers can easily be heard if they need to be, no Union…

Because every 2-star recruit in America thinks he’s JJ Watt.

If most college football players thought this way, the University of Hawaii would be undefeated every year.

Tibet? FUCKING TIBET!? Tibet isn’t even an independent country!

That game was over before Giles was even used. AJ Hinch is the joke you’re looking for.

Still having a better night than Ken Giles