It’s amazing how much your luck will change if you avoid being in situations where you get charged with stabbing someone to death.

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Offensive Linemen are the smartest players in the NFL on average, and NFL players are the smartest athletes on average (because they have to finish—or at least get halfway through—College).

Stillman: Gen Z loves references. Remember I’m On A Boat?

Durnit, I miss the dadgum good ol’ days, when only what spoke ‘Murican English as they first language and what has good elocution and is articulimate could git a job announcing sports on muh teevee! Fellers like these:

He never stood up for Lou Holtz whose 2nd language is English.

At ESPN Deportes his job is to provide his journalistic services in Spanish. At ESPN, it’s to do it in English. He did that poorly last night.

On the one hand, it’s Ohio State, so fuck ‘em. There is no other hand.

If you’re buying at a tote the note, good decision making is probably not your forte.

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

There’s a very large asterisk to that rule. A Rule 10b5-1 trading plan is something that executives often establish to allow them to sell shares, over a defined schedule into the future, which can prevent insider trading allegations and be an affirmative defense in court, in the event that charges are filed. In short,…

The USPS sort mark is clearly visible. As for the stamp? All small mail items (letters, packages that are not thicker than 3/4″) are run through a postal machine that sprays used stamps and tracking labels with a luminescent dye of a different color than the stamps original coating to mark them as used. This is not…

What’s the point of LA car spotting if you’re not going hunting for the coolest second dumbest (hi donks!) car culture in LA?

I’ve never understood people who will go great lengths and inconvenience to save an insignificant amount of money on gas.

I’m a Christian but I always view televangelists as shysters. Just seems like everyone of them is a con artist. They never to speak to the spirit in me.

Worse than Waco, TX? Ho-lee fuck.

LOL “nobody watches the boobs and dragons show for fun! they watch it because it’s realistic!” Okay buddy.

Uhh, not sure if you’re familiar with the concept of justice here, but a person never needs to prove innocence.

So, because he’s a billionaire, he should just give every person whatever raise he/she asks for? That’s not a very good path to stay a billionaire.

The residents were pissed, and petitioned the Board of Supervisors to nullify the sale. One resident explained to The San Francisco Chronicle the shock that they, the city’s wealthy, could be so rudely taken advantage of