I thought The Strangers was a real pants pisser. Demons and jumps and evil babies crawling on the ceiling will make me jump, but that's make believe. Some random weirdos wearing creepy masks just slowly terrifying someone in their home gets me on a different / terrible level.

Going to need a white, Southerner first. I would try searching AFL games for Brody Croyle.

TCU fans wish they had called a couple more PIs. One in particular. http://deadspin.com/baylor-beats-t…

So much hard hat / lunch pail / coach on the field.

I have no use for Heineken but i have noticed that it is popular in certain regional circles, . In Texas, it seems especially popular among...umm..."the community", as the African American gentleman on the radio refers to his culture. In New York it seems popular among the post-work bro set.

Exact same situation played out against the Texans last week. Watt had Romo dead to rights only for Tony to spin out (a move he performs so often one would think every lineman in the league would be ready for it) and throw a 40 yard TD. Romo Escapes Watt

They are in good company alongside ~99% of the population. I will never understand those 1%ers.

Things you should not learn by watching professionals:

I think the type of person who has the time and inclination to camp out for the ~9th iteration of a cell phone knows their way around a McD's apple pie.

2009 huh...(locating sun dial, carry the 1)...how convenient...

Tech knows them as "floor fixers" - very useful in holding up the short leg of the trailer. The meth pipe will finally stop rolling off the counter.

Good info for the consumer here. Seems that a far-too-large majority think the president has some magic button that makes gasoline prices rise and fall.

When your most successful manager resigns late on a Friday and calls a press conference on short notice in a location 30 minutes from the nearest major media hubs..well, it is probably not good.

Will someone start a youtube channel featuring live readings of athletes' statements in a high-pitched, patrician accent? Like Mrs. Doubtfire octave, but half as much British. I'll hang up and listen.

It's to show we're blind to their tyranny.

Yes, you should try Europe - their racism is much more overt and celebrated but not nearly as violent.

Throw the animals on there, too. They kill so many dogs (unnecessarily) that someone made a documentary about it.

He was talking about diversifying the team alright - just like Fisher DeBerry at Air Force.

i think it is partially that and partially that a lot of people assume - rightly or wrongly - that the WNBA has a lot of lesbians. Actually that is probably right - but i dont have percentages. Griner was also already out so not exactly as big a surprise.

WSJ had a good op-ed on this trend last year.