Fine if you need more justification than the half a million images of children being raped he hoarded, I have a PhD in literature and his poem fucking sucks too. 

I will simply bookmark thetakeout.com/latest and use that. I hate the new GMG design that is working its way through all the sites (this is essentially the Gizmodo design).

I met Alex in 1990 in Anchorage. He and his new bride were honeymooning, but he stopped at the Alaska Zoo to see a musk ox that he had “adopted” after a question on the show made him curious. I was there as a cub reporter for the Anchorage Times (moment of silence, please).

This isn’t new. We’ve had this at our HEBs in Texas for as long as I remember:

All-Dressed are available at Target.

I posted the cookie recipe down-thread, if you can’t see it let me know :)

I posted it below - enjoy!

Sure! I use Michael Ruhlman’s basic cookie dough recipe from Ratio but I increase the sugar and add and egg to keep it together.

It isn’t ridiculous or outrageous or even that unusual: a sandwich. But what a sandwich it was. From the now lost-to-us A.G. Ferrari in San Francisco: the roast beef, baby greens and gorgonzola-pine nut spread on rosemary focaccia. Sweet Baby Moses in the Bull Rushes, there was a sandwich. Yom Kippur was the day, “Sere…

For $106 the chef better come out from the kitchen and scream obscenities at me until I finish.  And until I’m done eating the burger. 

I would disagree with that- especially since it’s a spectrum rather than something in terms of severity. All of our experiences are different (I’m actually the person above that she called a bad actor) but we do have shared challenges that are really hard to get across to people who haven’t been around us. The point I…

Thank you for wanting to make this drink at home. My mom will be pleased. For best results (trust me, I’ve tested many versions), use a non-alcoholic malt-beverage like Malta or Vita Malt (available in the Caribbean or Latin American aisle of large grocery stores) and concentrated rum flavoring. Let me know how it…

There are non-alcoholic stouts (I think Guinness actually makes one) and this site says you can sub water, white grape juice, pineapple juice, apple juice or apple cider, or syrup flavored with almond extract for rum.

Glad to be of service, lol.

But make sure corkfighting isn’t illegal in your state. 

I haven’t read the article yet but I just wanted to drop into the comments to say the headline alone made me viscerally uncomfortable.

https://thetakeout.com/easy-apple-butter-recipe-how-to-1838269607

I have many good points about raisins!