I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

There will be flat out breakdowns over being reminded effectively that you should do what you love in life rather than slaving away at something because society told you that you had to. Shit, I’m about to start crying right now.

Jezspin forever

Where the fuck else am I supposed to go to read up on the fine print of Oddibe McDowell’s water bill?

One Bad Dog I Met

Seeing as how the dress code for the site right now seems to be “Fuck You”, would that be “Very Fancy” or “Just Post Something That Looks Nice”?

No, because he lost game 1. The MVP will go to Strasburg, Greinke, or the Houston batter with the best numbers.

When you lose to the Titans, it is never the refs fault. 

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

Yu said it, pal.

Revenge is a Darvish best served cold.

Fort the love of god stop the autoplaying videos. I can no longer waste time at work on your sites because of these useless pieces of content taking up space and blaring out of my speakers any time I scroll down a page. 

Ghosts are an upgrade from Sanchez seeing the Kraken.

This is no worse than Josh Allen seeing spooks.

He didn’t immediately shoot the black guy?

How can you even tell if a sheriff’s deputy is concussed?

I wanted to take this opportunity to say that I am not going to continue reading Deadspin due to the management’s lack of concern for the user experience. These auto-playing videos with the sound on are too much. I’ve been a reader for nearly 10 years, but I can’t abide by such egregious lack of care for the product.

I came into this intrigued by what Lo Duca had to say, and I’m no fan of Country Joe, but they did their homework before suing him, and it sure sounds like he’s full of shit. That begs the question of why he made up something that could be easily verified? Attention? Stupid, if so. And now it’s gonna cost him.

The media may not be to blame for that, but they are responsible for the fucked up game of Where’s Waldo I have to play to find the fucking autoplay video blocking the sound from a video I, ya know, actually want to hear.

Also, fuck Ohio State.