LOLOLOLOL

HURR-DURR SoCcEr Is BoRiNG!! HURR-DURR.

Roquan was a rookie last year. 

You’re a sports columnist for a mid-sized daily, aren’t you?

It is just ten different takes on bangers and mash.

Still waiting for the The Takeout’s “Top 10 recipes of feuding wives” article

Two words: Excellent, Coleen.
Two sentences:

I would have never thought such a thing is possible, but now things in my own life make sense. I could never understand why people kept accusing me of leaving comments that Billy Haisley doesn’t know anything about soccer. But now I realize my account must have been hacked. And also I don’t know anything about soccer,…

I like the fact that Coleen, who is from Liverpool, never even mentions the name of the paper.

5 minutes from the blog being posted to victim blaming, solid work

She is being called Wagatha Christie in the comment sections. Pretty funny. 

We don’t need to pretend Morey’s social media feed makes him Huey P. Newton.

This neither helps confirm nor deny the rumors that Gonzaga is a real college.

Isn’t this also exactly Steve Jobs’ bio?  

People think this guy is a genius because he “came up” with the ideas of “what if cars had batteries” and “space is cool”. He doesn’t do anything but fund actual smart people in these endeavors. What he, and other people like him, are actually good at is manipulation. He manipulates his employees into believing he’s…

China: [fires Rockets]

People aren’t complete idiots

worst fans in baseball vs an organization that encourages 40K people to imitate a Native American chant in 2019. Tough call in this series

Temecula work for you?

Hey everyone, this guy figured out that the owner of the Jacksonville Jaguars lacks an understanding of how an NFL team operates!