Haisleys gotta be damn near jizzing himself at the prospect of a good young player spurning the USMNT.

He probably got a concussion in practice and this is a way to keep him out 1 week instead 3 or 4. 

“If teams lower ticket prices too much, they could devalue their product and drive away those customers who still pay hundreds or thousands of dollars each season for a premium experience.”

Yeah, removing all innovation from basketball is the same as asking a player not act like he got judo chopped in the neck by a ghost....

Poor fucker probably missed a 43-yard field goal in practice.

I checked all the porn this weekend, did not see him.

Second rate? Oh, you sweet talker.

The last A being the problem. 

No, but we can recommend 29 other teams to root for.

Fuck this shit.

Also, fun fact about the autoplay ads on mobile: if you pause the ad video to make the sound stop, then scroll down past it, IT STARTS PLAYING AGAIN.

As a Columbia alumnus and someone who took orgo, I can vouch for the fact that people who were serious about studying for the Orgo exam the night before the test knew not to go to the library. Everyone was at the library that night to listen to the band, not to study.

How can I attain that euphoric high of moral superiority via your method, though?

MLS 0 - 1 Iron Front

Don’t shame “snitching”. Exposing criminals is in the interest of society as a whole, and we want more people to come forward, not less. Yes, we’re talking about a garbage person, but the information he provides is valuable. And there is nothing valuable, or even moral, in remaining loyal to a criminal gang. So, don't…

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Don’t be coy.  It’s number 25 and he not only turns his back but bails sideways.  Def could have blocked it.

One of the Tulsa kids ran forward but turned his back to save his face. Had he gone forward, he would have blocked it.

Iiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia

“You can just throw them out of windows??”