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Why Bernie Sanders Is Blacker Than You

Lelita Cannon
12/01/15 9:59am
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Last week, Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders was parlayin’ with Killer Mike, throwing up what could inevitably be mistaken for gang signs, and going to soul food restaurants in The A like it was just a typical day in the ‘hood and shit. Now, if that’s not a White man trying to assimilate into Blackness,…

I Don't Want Kids, But I Do Want You To Stop Asking Me Why I Don't Have Kids

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10/15/15 1:28pm
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Apparently, I’m a do nothin’ bitch because I’m pushing 35 and haven’t fulfilled my womanly obligation to have kids. That’s right, I have zero desire to populate the earth, and it seems at least 68% of the people I know have an issue with this. Sadly, a portion of this demographic includes individuals who share my…

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