But the NFL is the one company that could possibly make all of this believable.

And I’m a woman who is not being sexually harassed at work. What the hell is wrong with me???

I can’t wait to hear how Roger tries to explain this one away.

+1 rosary bead

Thanks!

What show is this? Whatever it is, I need to check it out.

+1 blown coverage

Amen.

Correction: Joe Flacco ate at the Y.

Amen to that! Although Gronk would at least make it interesting...

God yes, I remember those. Holy fuck, those were amazing! They came in a blue can if I remember right. I will be hitting up my local Walgreens as well. Thank you!

I take it she didn’t want to eat the W.

Damn, he was still at the club at 8:30 am? Shouldn’t he have been at Waffle House by then?

I think what happened was that Russell permanently blinded the defense with that God-awful uniform.

Did anyone else notice that crazed look in his eyes?

+1 I’ll be surprised if many other people remember this; most are probably too young. Millennial whippersnappers!

No, but Winn-Dixie has them.

Yeah, one of the 12 steps is “take a moral inventory.”

Keep in mind this is the same team that once employed Richie Incognito.

If we could just somehow figure out a way to eliminate the Patriots from the NFL, maybe some other teams would have a chance to win the Super Bowl.