Take Carl Weathers, put him in Arrested Development, give him some lines, a per diem, celery... Baby, you got a stew goin’.

He was great in probably every role he got, but Apollo Creed will probably be as ageless as the Italian Stallion.

DILLON!!! 

Just keep punchin Apollo...

It’s sort of a reverse-Mickey Rourke in Diner move.

(rimshot)

I’m pretty sure there is an entire subculture on the internet that says that daily.  

Cue the rock guitars of Toto!

The mystery of the popcorn sandworm bucket isn’t a problem to solve, but a reality to experience.

A human would remain in the novelty popcorn bucket and endure the pain.

I always thought ‘The Usual Suspects’ was badly overrated. The actors never, remotely, made me think I was looking at actual criminals or anything but actors reading pretentious lines. The plot is so contrived and full of reversals that I stopped listening to anything anyone said about 2/3 of the way through.  The…

RIP Mary Weiss since this godforsaken AI-run shitshow can’t be bothered to report on it.

As I push closer to 50 I’m surprised to watch friends and family slide into being more conservative.    I really wonder if it’s something about aging and brain chemistry that sets it off.  

No, that’s not what I was suggesting at all.

I want high concept romcoms.

Just proves no one watched it, because I don’t know how that wouldn’t get a vote on the spot. Or the lit cigarette scene with Jimmy in prison.

Yes, after that episode aired, I wrote that they ought to just engrave Seehorn’s name on the Emmy and be done with it.

The Bear is not a comedy! Just a bizarre choice, especially when they’ve got The Gang from Always Sunny right under their roof. They should be accepting the award, not presenting!

Yup 100%. Heck even Bob Odenkirk should’ve got something but I guess it wasn’t showy or meme-y enough like Succession.