Exactly this. Don’t get on your hypocritical high horse and preach about FOMO. That’s the not the problem. The problem is the damn bots. Customers just wanting to buy a new product shouldn’t have to be competing with bots.  

That’s been a problem for 38 years.. In this case, it appears that sleeping beauty hit the Turbo Boost.

I thought it was a terrible illustration of a baseball.

Are you calling the PS5 fat? Rude.

How is this different from any other night for me?

Nobody’s taking away my right as an American to wrap my food how I want. They can pry my potato foil from my cold dead hands. The president told me that if I top my potatoes with Clorox, the botulism will magically go away anyway.

Husband, when I read him this: “So, we won’t be hearing a Peep out of them?”

Miracle Whip is nasty. Debate over. 

“which relies on Q amount”

I hope those undershirts don’t explode.  Be careful.

safety is a top priority at Amazon

Agree, peanut butter M&M’s are the BEST!

Retire them, along with big wedding, engagement parties, baby showers, and all other events that have gotten WAY out of hand.

Hey, this is America. We can be stupid in LOTS of different ways at the same time!

Unfortunately the bikes you’ll find at estate sales won’t be anything you’d want, unless you like chrome, tassels, and oil all over your garage floor. 

2020 needs more of this.

I can’t see my feelings anymore.

Definitely a lot of Accord Coupe in there. 

Syrup and chicken juice?

Well, so much for the Italian I was considering for dinner tonight