Small hand him that, yes.

Looks like I NAILED IT.

The image is from a cover of the novel “Handmaids Tale”. Lazy writing.

It *did* bode well for the Raptors. 

Proof that it’s behavioral, not genetic.

Fake cure for a fake condition.

It’s okay, the officials gave Golden State an extra timeout and didn’t call a shooting foul in the last 10 seconds. They tried their best.

Yes, Toronto can (and did) beat a healthy Warriors team. 

Pssst.

Uh... how about go ahead and write something about the Raptors instead?

Men would know not to be so emotional and contain their celebrations after their 6th goal, nevermind their 12th.

It wasn’t about the goals - it was about the celebrations.

She was back to it within about 30 seconds of being knocked out, the doctors just kept her on the mat to make sure she could feel everything still. It looked way worse than it was.

Between consenting adults, of course.

Both Thompson and Looney had miraculous healing happen for Game 4.

Yes, yes yes! I want Durant to have to fly to Toronto, play 12 minutes, look horrible, and have the Warriors lose by 10+ points... just to remove the stupid asterisk people are putting beside these wins by the Raptors.

Thompson probably could have played last night but was too weak to do so. Raptors players playing through worse injuries, because they are tougher. This is fact.

Make sure to post it on YouTube.

You know what else is missing? Deadspin’s coverage of the Raptors heading to the NBA finals. It’s 12 hours later and there’s no story at all.

You literally just explained why the call wasn’t right - he can’t be offside if he’s the “6th” player on the ice. No too-many-men call, no offside.