A true patriot says yes when called to serve

Nothing makes you appreciate Jay Cutler as a quarterback more than watching Jimmy Clausen attempt to be a quarterback.

That, and 90 minutes in soccer is 90 minutes in actual, real people time. You know when a game kicks off at 10 a.m., you’re going to be done before noon.

I hope those fans leaving early had a good Dr. Pepper Championship Drive home.

Your mother-in-law is a legend.
Also, is it just me, that I’d much rather someone think I’m having shower sex with my husband than think he’s pooping a foot away from me while I’m in the shower?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU GUYS?

“Great win team, now time to go the library motherfuckas.”

Bishop Sankey Dumpoff Option

“This is a picture of my wife taking a load off.”

“LOL!”

I would like to use this as an opportunity to promote Peaky Blinders on Netflix because it is awesome as fuck. Hardy plays a the head of London’s early 20th century Jewish gangs. I am giddy with excitement every time he is on the screen because he rocks the shit out of the role.

Chris Henry was unavailable for comment.

Reverse, reverse

Add a comma and it makes more sense.

JPP: Man, I really need to have a good season this year. Hope that’s in God’s plans.

Bill O’Brien is also the least-convincing pottymouth in football history.

Harvin: For some reason, my teammates feel threatened by me.